As for me, I was into it but I can't remember a time in my life when I wasn't into making out at the movies. Those things did happen, but as he initiated it, I'm not sure I can give Sex Dust any credit. We met up at the movies, an ideal place for illicit petting and making out. An old cheerleading chant came into my head as I took a swig: It's your time to shine, let's come from behind, shake shake what you've got, oooh why not! I never thought I would be cheering on something I ingest but I suppose life is funny that way. "I felt a boost of energy, but just like the first time I drank it, the effects felt more like caffeine than an overwhelming desire to hang out with a penis."Ībout 30 minutes before meeting up with my guy (we'll call him Drew), I brewed some Sex Dust green tea hoping for a night of intense fireworks. Regardless, I decided to channel the energy into working out. I felt a boost of energy, but just like the first time I drank it, the effects felt more like caffeine than an overwhelming desire to hang out with a penis. So like a champion UFC fighter, I continued to drink my concoction, all the while ignoring my tastebuds' cries for help. But then I thought would Ronda Rousey have become a champion if she wasn't able to withstand a little pain? No pain no gain, my friends.
A few sips in, my resolve began to waver. With all the heavy breathing, grunting, and toned biceps on display, the gym offers ample opportunities for randy feelings to develop. Speaking of stinky cheese guy, I thought I should try the concoction at the gym. Turns out some situations will never be sexy. on some new items I was designing for my Etsy store. An hour later and several arguments later, I was no hornier than I was before-but I did end up working until 1 a.m. As I sipped on the funky tasting dirt water I wondered if anyone had done a taste test on this. I prepared my green tea Sex Dust and toted it to the meeting. Nothing could be more non-sexual than getting my teeth drilled at the dentist or getting a whiff of the stinky cheese guy at the gym. Have you ever been so bored that eating nails would seem more appealing? That's what a board meeting is like. Sex Dust might have won the first round, but could it work its magic at the most monotonous of all events: a condo board meeting? But seeing as Sex Dust does support creative potential, I decided to channel the energy towards writing. I was at home all by lonesome, so I didn't have anyone to have sex with. I had mentally steeled myself against any possible placebo effects so I could truly ascertain the effectiveness of the Sex Dust, yet here I was feeling abnormally energetic. Was it the Sex Dust? It seemed too good to be true, like bread with no carbs or cheesecake with no calories. Would it be awkward at work? Would I feel like a rabbit during mating season on a date? Or would it all just be the same old same old?Īs I was writing, I began to feel an increase in energy, like I just drank three cups of coffee (for the record I did not).
Such was my scientific mentality when I decided to test Sex Dust in four different situations.
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